Jack the Dancing Man

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There once was a fellow by the name of Jack, and Jack absolutely loved dancing. He would dance at the supermarket, sneaking a kiss on his bunch of bananas before slipping them gently into his grocery cart. He would dance at the gas station, spilling toxic fuel on the people around him as he twirled his nozzle through the air. He danced in his pajamas, waking his wife at the coldest hours of night. He danced in his coveralls, making his co-workers pick…